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This is one of my happier songs and a personal favorite.  Here’s the silly idea: the protagonist is calling in sick to work because of a sex-induced backache…and so he can have more sex all day with his girlfriend.  

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Oh baby I got one hell of a backache

I don’t think I’ll be getting out of bed for a decade

Why don’t you move over right next to me

And we’ll make the walls shake

I don’t want to work on anything today but you

            Ain’t nothin’ finer

            Ain’t nothin’ sweeter

            Call the boss and tell him I’ve got a backache

Now shake on over here

Turn out the lights

How about that shiatsu massage?

How about you make me feel everything?

            Ain’t nothin’ finer

            Ain’t nothin’ sweeter

            Call the boss and tell him I’ve got a backache

I’ve got a 115 lbs worth of reasons for a backache…